Beach Bunnies with Big Browneyes 12
2002, Dusk til Dawn Productions

Reviewed By: Trapper
On: 04/25/03
Produced by: Tyce Bune
Directed by: Tyce Bune
Starring: Jewels Jade, Marina Alexis, Claire, Layne Young, Christina White, Devlin Weed, Cheyne Collins, Nikko Night, Tyce Bune
Directing: 3
Production: 2
Storyline: 1
Music: 2
Editing: 3
Costumes: 3
Dialogue: 1


The Sex Index ©

Jewels Jade with Cheyne Collins and Nikko Night X X   X X X X        
Marina Alexis with Tyce Bune X X     X           X
Claire with Layne Young and Tyce Bune X X     X X       X  
Christina White with Devlin Weed and Tyce Bune X X   X X X     X    


Review:

Scene 2 - other=internal cum shot

After reading PT's review of the 11th addition of Bune's beach bum life story saga, I was pretty intrigued to watch this particular movie. About halfway through it, I found myself fast-forwarding-and that's not good. It starts out with Tyce, playing a California surfer-dude, explaining somewhat how he's the boss and orders his boys to wash his car. He also directs them to keep-off his lady (Jewels Jade). From there the story (?) takes-off.

At first, bad acting and lack of a plot not withstanding, the sex side of the movie had a promising beginning. Jewels is wearing an outfit I would beg all women to don as they roller blade past my house. After spending a few too minutes long watching her rub lotion over her body, she skates back to her house where Collins and Night are washing Bune's car. After noticing her boyfriend is gone, not to mention she's horny, Jewels asks for some assistance. The scene starts out all right as Collins rams her from behind, and even makes her squirt with her skates on! Then, out of nowhere-and uncalled for-Collins abruptly leaves Jewels lying soaking wet. Why? Anyways, Collins then tells Night to take a stab at her, and he does. Eventually, this whole charade leads to a tame DP scene, but it was still the best scene.

Next, we see that Tyce-shockingly-isn't that faithful to his DP darling either. All it takes is a girl to have her car break down right next to his house, and he's all up in that! The acting is laughable in how they set up the scene between Tyce and Marina, which isn't abnormal for this movie. The next sexual situation Tyce finds himself in the middle of is when two cute and horny teenagers (Clare and Layne Young) stop by his house wearing cheerleading outfits. They want to clean his house to raise funds for their program, but end up fighting and accidentally knocking-out Tyce. This leads to an interesting lesbian sequence. It's not bad, especially since every guy at least once in his life wanted to do a cheerleader (remember American Beauty). Even once Tyce awakens and joins the action, the scene is hot until he enters Clare's backdoor. She's obviously not enjoying it, and is literally tearing-up during the anal tryst. For me, it was kind of a boner-killer.

We end up watching Bune invite his friend (Weed) for some three-way with White. Her looks aren't that great, but at least she appears to enjoy backdoor and DP action. The internal cumshot idea is mind-boggling because we don't see anything! No cum dripping from her pussy, nothing! So why does Weed act like he does, when he'll eventually spew all over her face minutes later?

The production and music are poor, but the editing is done pretty well. My big hang-up is that the girls aren't the best looking. Yes, Clare and Layne are cute, but not porn star stature. It appeared Tyce was desperately searching for talent anywhere he could find it. I'm still trying to figure out if there was a plot, but maybe for the next movie they should scratch any ideas for a plot. And even though Tyce is aiming to make the action "nasty," the raunch level falls way short of its desired expectations.

Porn has to be worse than watching a tax seminar for me to ever give a movie a 1 rating. For a while, I thought I was heading that way with this one. Jewels, Layne, Claire, and Bune's ability to get good close-up, in-your-face action brought this picture barely back to a respectable level.

Trapper gives this a 2. More action and hotter ladies are wanted for the future!



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