Bed and Breakfast
1995, Wave

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 05/04/00
Produced by: n/a
Directed by: Toni English
Starring: Asia Carrera, Melissa Hill, Jordan Lee, Nikole Lace, Tony Tedeschi, Jon Dough, Rocco Siffredi, Anthony Crane
Directing: 3
Production: 3
Storyline: 2
Music: 2
Editing: 2
Costumes: 3
Dialogue: 2

 
 
 

The Sex Index ©
Nikole Lace with Tony Tedeschi X       X            
Jordan Lee with Jon Dough and Rocco Siffredi X   X X            
Asia Carrera with Melissa Hill and Rocco Siffredi       X   X     X  
Jordan Lee with Tony Tedeschi       X            
Asia Carrera with Jon Dough       X            

 
 
 

Review:
Gregor(Tony Tedeschi) is an immigrant chef who wanders into a small town diner looking for work. The waitress(Nikole Lace) shows Gregor some local hospitality and sends him to a bed and breakfast down the road where he might find a job. The owner offers Gregor room and board in exchange for doing some odd jobs. The inn is solely occupied by Mr. and Mrs. Diamond(Jon Dough and Asia Carrera), their bodyguard(Jordan Lee) and associate Philip(Rocco Siffredi). This evil foursome is "hiding out until the heat dies down". To himself, Mr. Diamond, takes every opportunity to intimidate and humiliate everyone around him, especially his wife Victoria. Victoria is no angel as she, with the help of Philip, seduces the innkeeper's wife(Melissa Hill) and tries to entice Gregor into poisoning her husband. Gregor doesn't help Victoria in her scheme and the Diamonds leave.

The teaser on the box cover would have made a good storyline, but what you get is a bunch of people put together in a series of scenarios that never really come together to form a plot. Very bad writing. Tony Tedeschi plays a Russian chef and doesn't do a bad job with the accent, but why would you have him as the immigrant when Rocco is in the same movie. Change it to an Italian chef, much more common, and he doesn't have to fake the accent or phrasing…poor casting. Asia Carrera, Jon Dough, Melissa Hill and the rest of the cast show some impressive acting skills, too bad the directing, editing, camera work and storyline made this such a bad vehicle for their abilities.

Toni English had a great cast to work with and limited their sexual heat with sub par directing and editing. The sex scenes were mostly just a bunch of close ups and English seemed to take great care to not show a girl's face unless it was for oral sex or a cum shot. The one exception was the scene with Asia and Jon and even then the camera work didn't help, it just didn't detract as much as in the others. The audio was weak and at times it was hard to understand what people were saying. The music was stock tunes that have been used in a dozen other flicks. English shows little imagination or creativity on this piece of video.

This is an average film, not a bad rental, maybe a purchase if you can find it on a bargain discount table. The cast, particularly Asia Carrera, makes this video, not the story. Asia is an extremely hot performer who is at her best when being dominated sexually. Her scene with Jon Dough (she's blindfolded and tossed around) is worth seeing more than once. 

Use your fast forward for this one.

PT says 3, because Asia always delivers.

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