Naughty Bedtime Stories
2002, Simon Wolf Productions

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 08/31/02
Produced by: Robert Herrera
Directed by: Bud Lee
Starring: Jessica Drake, Violet Blue, Allysin Chaynes, Ava Vincent, Holly Hollywood, Aurora Snow, Tabitha Stevens, Nikita Denise, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Chris Cannon, Mark Ashley, Mickey Ray, Gina Ryder, Julian, Joey Ray
Directing: 2
Production: 3
Storyline: 2
Music: 2
Editing: 2
Costumes: 3
Dialogue: 1


The Sex Index ©
Violet Blue with Evan Stone X       X     X      
Allysin Chaynes with Randy Spears X       X     X      
Ava Vincent with Holly Hollywood X                 X  
Aurora Snow with Mark Ashley X X     X            
Tabitha Stevens with Mickey Ray X       X            
Nikita Denise with Chris Cannon X X     X     X      
Tabitha Stevens with Gina Ryder and Evan Stone X   X   X X X X   X X
Aurora Snow with Evan Stone X X     X X   X     X
Nikita Denise with Chris Cannon and Joey Ray X X   X X     X     X


Review:
Scenes 7, 8 & 9 - other=bonus scene

If the title doesn't tell you how boring this is going to be, you'll get a clue when you see Jessica Drake trying to convince you how hot these stories are. I'll give you another hint, the first guy you see is George Kaplan and the second is Evan Stone. Looks like I may have coaster material here. As far as the stories go, Violet Blue's reading about King Arthur and suddenly Merlin(George Kaplan) and Arthur(Evan Stone) appear. Arthur fucks her and then splits to go wash his sword. Next is the deceased Murphy(Randy Spears) who talks and Angel(Allysin Chaynes) into letting him have sex with her before she guides him to the afterlife. She likes it so much that she decides to stay in the here and now with him. Ava Vincent is watching a movie with her boyfriend when Samantha(Holly Hollywood), the witch in the movie, starts talking to her and then materializes to eat Ava's snatch. Then there's Jacqueline(Joelean), she's so upset about competing with the guys at work that she wishes for a dick and turns into Mark Ashley. Her roommate Aurora Snow takes full advantage of the situation before Jacqueline is restored to her original gender. Kimberly(Tabitha Stevens) finds a bottle that grants her three wishes. She blows the first two, then wishes for the best orgasm ever and Mickey Ray appears to make her dream come true. The final story has Jake(Chris Cannon) making a night delivery to a spooky house. Cassandra(Nikita Denise) appears to take the package and asks Jake to fuck her. He does and she sets her evil minion after him with an axe, but minion's a klutz and cuts off Cassandra's foot by mistake.

Of course there's a special effects trick in each story, like Joelean growing a dick, and they are sub par to anything you'd see on a Saturday morning kids show. The music is an insomniac's dream. The directing, camera work and editing destroy any chance of the scenes getting above room temperature or keeping your finger off the fast forward. The dialogue is boring and juvenile. The costumes are Ok. I'm just surprised they didn't sneak in a woodchuck or some other furry critter. They didn't even have Asia Carrera sitting behind a computer.

I can't get an idea of who the target audience is. It's not someone looking for hot sex. It's not anyone looking for a good story line. The only people I can think would want to see this aren't old enough to buy it. One thing's for sure, Bud Lee and Simon Wolf Productions can never be accused of making pornography. Inane drivel? Yes! Pornography? No.

As for extras, there are three bonus scenes from other Simon Wolf movies, a gallery, behind the scenes footage, trailers and an interview with Bud Lee (Whoopie).

PT says 2, but at least I've got two more coasters.


© 2002 Smuttco, Inc.


Nikita Denise