Timeless
1997, VCA

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 04/07/00
Produced by: Patti Rhodes
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Nakita Kash, Shayla LaVeaux, Winona Winter, Julie Rage, Raylin, Nico Treasures, Alex Dane, Kimberly Jade, Nellie Pierce, Tom Byron, Mark Davis, Steve Hatcher, John Decker, Ian Daniels, Ron Jeremy, Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Kevin Korey, Veronica Hart
Directing: 1
Production: 3
Storyline: 2
Music: 2
Editing: 1
Costumes: 2
Dialogue: 1


 

The Sex Index ©
Nakita Kash with Mark Davis X X     X            
Kylie Ireland with Mark Davis, Raylin, Winona Winter and Nellie Pierce       X         X  
Kimberly Jade with Winona Winter X X             X  
Kylie Ireland with Shayla LaVeaux X X             X  
Julie Rage with Raylin and John Decker X X X X         X  
Alex Dane with Steve Hatcher X     X            
Nico Treasures with Kimberly Jade, Tom Byron and Ian Daniels X     X            
Kylie Ireland with Tom Byron X     X            


 

Review:
Kylie Ireland plays a bitchy pornstar who refuses to do anal scenes. While in her dressing room, she is visited by the spirit of a recently deceased porn stud. He reveals to her how her colleagues really feel about her. She's going to quit the biz, but first she is visited by three spirits who show her what happened to three famous porn stars who had renounced pornography. Kylie has a change of heart and decides that she can't quit and will do everything she can for pornography, including anal.

Too much in too little time. Everyone gets into this movie, even Jim Holliday. The story had lots of potential, but Jim tried to put everything in it. They even took time to show Ian Daniels getting his hair cut. The movie wasn't long enough to contain all the dialogue and the eight sex scenes, so the scenes are short and heavily edited.

The scene with Kylie and Shayla was the best scene of the bunch. While the heavily manned production did have some good moments, there were too many dead spots in the dialogue and action to really hold my attention. This is an over-directed, over-cast, over-edited tribute to Jim Holliday's ego and questionable skills.

Kylie's face on the box cover induced me to pick up this video, but lately I've found that I need to be a little more cautious of movies featuring her. This isn't because of her performances, but because of her choices in scripts and directors. The final scene here could have made this a worthwhile flick, Tom and Kylie together could save any film, but even this scene was flawed by poor camera work, editing and directing. We won't even talk about the ridiculous costumes.

Kylie is one of my favorite actresses. I've met her a couple of times and she seems to be very warm and sincere. She is as sexy as anyone in the industry and I will continue to grab her videos and just hope for better results.

PT says 2, even Kylie couldn't get this one to a 3.

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