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Savage Security 2001, Pleasure Productions Reviewed By: P.T. On: 09/23/02 |
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Produced by: | Jim Enright |
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Directed by: | Jim Enright |
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Starring: | Gina Lynn, Shelbee Myne, Celeste Crawford, Chennin Blanc, Lee Stone, Steven St. Croix, Travis Knight, Dale DaBone |
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Directing: | 2 |
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Production: | 2 |
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Storyline: | 1 |
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Music: | 2 |
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Editing: | 2 |
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Costumes: | 3 |
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Dialogue: | 1 |
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| Gina Lynn with Lee Stone |  |
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| Shelbee Myne with Travis Knight | |
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| Shelbee Myne with Celeste Crawford | |
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| Chennin Blanc with Dale DaBone | |
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| Shelbee Myne with Lee Stone | |
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| Gina Lynn with Steven St. Croix | |
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| Where to start? Gina Lynn, Dale DaBone, Lee Stone and Chennin Blanc work for a security agency that specializes in protecting high profile clients. Chennin is assigned to a politician and wants a different detail so she seduces Travis(Dale DaBone), the boss, to make it happen. Rick Hopkins(Lee Stone) is protecting a rock group, Slut Love and the Screaming Meemies. Rick thinks they're just a bunch of spoiled rockers until he gets to know the lead singer(Shelbee Myne) better. Miss Savage(Gina Lynn) is guarding Jessie(Victoria Woods), the daughter of billionaire Clive Clinton(Steven St. Croix). When she's saves Jessie from an assassination attempt, Clive is so grateful that he proposes to her and they promptly practice the honeymoon. To tell the truth, the teaser blurb on the back of the box reads better and makes more sense than the movie. But I guess it's not any worse than the other crap that George Kaplan has subjected the adult movie audience to for all too many years. I just can't figure out what mainstream movie he ripped off to make this garbage. Kaplan and hack writers like him bear a large part of the responsibility for low regard that feature sex films enjoy. The directing, production, music and editing don't help this flick either, but they shine compared to the dialogue and acting. It's painful watching Victoria Woods, Lee Stone and Chennin Blanc plod through their lines. I can only assume that the reason for having Victoria in the cast was to provide an absolute low for acting ability, because she didn't do anything else. I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if Dale DaBone hadn't done such a good job delivering his lines. The only part of this movie that's worth watching is the opening scene with Gina and Lee Stone, who wouldn't want to have Gina handcuffed while they strip search her? After that you may as well look for something else to pop in the VCR. PT says 2, Kaplan should be arrested for impersonating a writer. |
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