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The Heist 1995, Wave Video Reviewed By: P.T. |
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Produced by: | N/A |
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Directed by: | Toni English |
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Starring: | Julia Ann, Missy, Jill Kelly, Chrystal Breeze, Ariel Daye, Michael Knight, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Bobby Vitale, Foz, Gina Share |
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Directing: | 2 |
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Production: | 2 |
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Storyline: | 2 |
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Music: | 2 |
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Editing: | 2 |
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Costumes: | 4 |
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Dialogue: | 2 |
The Sex Index © |
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| Julia Ann with Jill Kelly and Michael Knight |  |
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| Ariel Daye with Bobby Vitale and Vince Vouyer | |
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| Tony Tedeschi with Missy | |
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| Julia Ann with Chrystal Breeze | |
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| Julia Ann with Tony Tedeschi | |
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Review: |
| Tony Tedeschi heads a crew of burglars that
includes Julia Ann, Vince Vouyer and Bobby Vitale. Tony and Julia Ann argue constantly.
They pull off a heist, but the jewels turn out to be fakes. To make up for their loss,
they decide to rip off $300,000 from a whorehouse. They go to the brothel and Julia Ann
pretends to be applying for a job to get in the office and find out where the money is.
Meanwhile Bobby and Vince are customers that cause a scene by refusing to pay after
playing with one of the service representatives. Tony and Julia Ann grab the money during
the commotion, Bobby and Vince pay up and then they all meet back at Tony's to split up
the cash. Vince goes to Cancun, Bobby goes to buy a new car and Tony and Julia Ann let
their animosity turn to lust. More kindergarten porn from Wave and Vivid. Unbelievable storyline with poor dialogue, bad lighting and camera work. The sex could have been real good, if they hadn't edited and chopped it up. Julia Ann turns in what I thought were two of her best scenes and they were turned into boring tripe in the editing room. Scenes 2, 3 and 4 are all taking place at the same time so you're switched back and forth between the three. When are film makers going to learn that this is irritating to the viewer and only detracts from the eroticism of the scenes. The box cover says this was Julia Ann's last adult video, it wasn't. They also say this video is illegal in some states, maybe Utah where it's illegal to think of sex in public. Once again, Wave/Vivid has taken a cast of the top talent in the industry and turned out a truly uninspiring movie. The final scene with Tony and Julia could have been an award winner if it hadn't been chopped up and the audio had been decent. If you have to rent this flick, go straight to the last scene and save yourself the torture. I really wish Vivid would put a decent flick so I could at least look forward to reviewing one of their movies with a little hope of getting a stiffy. PT says 3, only because of Julia Ann's performance in the final scene. |
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