On Your Knees Bitch
2005, Platinum X Pictures

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 08/29/06
Produced by: Kylie Ireland
Directed by: Kylie Ireland
Starring: Kelly Kline, Flower Tucci, Julie Night, Texas Presley, Reina Leone, Anna Mills, Jen X, Gabriella Banks, Victoria Sweet, John Strong, J.C. Stinger, Joe Friday, Jerry, Mike Blaze, Jack Venice, Lefty Larue, Ace
Directing: 4
Production: 4
Storyline: 4
Music: 4
Editing: 4
Costumes: 5
Dialogue: 4


The Sex Index ©

Jen X with Texas Presley and J.C. Stinger X         X          
Reina Leone with Joe Friday X         X          
Flower Tucci with Julie Night X   X       X     X X
Anna Mills with Mike Blaze X         X         X
Gabriella Banks with Lefty Larue, Ace and Jack Venice X         X     X   X
Kelly Kline with Jerry X         X          
Victoria Sweet with Anna Mills and John Strong X         X         X
Kylie Ireland X         X         X


Review:

Scene 3 - other=squirting
Scene 4 - other=peeing and glory hole
Scene 5 - other=blindfold
Scene 7 - other=female domination and male bondage
Scene 8 - other=bonus scene

Another blow job movie, just what the world needs. Right? I don't know about the rest of the world, but this is what I needed. If you're tired of the by-the-numbers, gonzo, BJ flicks where the girl recites some canned lines and then pays more attention to the camera than the dick in their mouth, then this is what you need, too.

Jen X and Texas Presley are groupies who go backstage to give rocker J.C. Stinger some inspiration of an oral nature. Reina Leone tries to get out of a speeding ticket by blowing the cop. Flower Tucci gets even with Julie Night for drinking her suds by making her suck on her strap-on. Anna Mills is practicing some self abuse in a rank public restroom when a big woody comes through the glory hole. Gabriella Banks is blindfolded by her boyfriend and then he brings in two black guys to use her mouth. Kelly Kline is a streetwalker who gives Jerry a hummer in his limo. Anna Mills returns as a femdom, leading in her pet, Victoria Sweet, to suck off a bound John Strong.

There's nothing new here, we've all seen it before. What is new is Ireland's approach to the scenes. They are well produced, well directed, well shot, well edited, well thought out and just like a well done steak, they leave you very satisfied. Kylie's use of lighting for effect is striking. The dialogue was a little over the top in places, but for the most part it was very good.

DVD extras include:
Chapter starts
Twelve minutes of BTS footage
Kylie doing a POV BJ bonus scene
Kylie's bio
A twenty picture slide show
Trailers for three more of Kylie's films
Web info
An option for Kylie's audio commentary

The variety, originality and effort made it a pleasure to watch this flick. That, and the fact that the stroke value was very high. After being inundated with repetitive gonzo flicks, it's so nice to see a film that pulls you into the action and titillates the mind. A few years ago, Kylie told me that she wasn't sure if she wanted to direct. I'm glad she decided to give it a whirl and that she decided to do it with her own style. I'm ready for part 2, and 3, and 4...

PT says 4, if you don't find a scene here that you like, stay in the G-rated section.



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