Frank Wank POV 3
2005, JM Productions

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 11/04/05
Produced by: n/a
Directed by: Frank Wank
Starring: Daisy, Victoria Sweet, Mya Luanna, Dillan Lauren, Karina Kay, Chanel Chavez, Frank Wank
Directing: 1
Production: 2
Storyline: 2
Music: 3
Editing: 2
Costumes: 2
Dialogue: 1


The Sex Index ©
Dillan Lauren with Frank Wank X X     X X          
Victoria Sweet with Frank Wank X       X X          
Mya Luanna with Frank Wank X   X   X X X        
Daisy with Frank Wank X   X   X X X        
Karina Kay with Frank Wank X       X X          
Chanel Chavez with Frank Wank X X     X X          


Review:
This is basically the same review I wrote for Frank Wank POV 2. Since he didn't change anything in this edition, I don't see any reason to change my review.

Just when I think that porn can't get any cheesier, sophomoric or inane, I'm proven wrong. There's always someone out there that thinks porn, clichés and moronic humor are a good mix. Enter Frank Wank, complete with leopard attire and all the bling-bling that every Starsky & Hutch fan would associate with a pimp wannabe. Trust me, you can't be that white and wear that outfit unless you're on a golf course.

Now that we've established Frank as a ridiculous character, it doesn't get much better from there. This is a cheap, very cheap, production. One fixed camera during the first part of each scene and hand held in the second part. The same room and corny set-up is used for each scene with an almost identical sequence of positions.

There are only two reasons for taking a peek at this DVD, (pick two of the following; Daisy, Victoria Sweet, Mya Luanna, Dillan Lauren, Karina Kay, Chanel Chavez). Actually, he did have a better group of girls this time. Too bad he wasn't smart enough to find them better partners.

DVD extras include chapter and sub-chapter starts, stat sheets for the girls and trailers for four JM videos. Pretty bare bones.

I watched the whole thing, but only because it's my job. The urge to fast-forward was almost overwhelming.

PT says 2, lame...boring and lame, again.


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