My Girlfriend Sylvia Saint

My Girlfriend Sylvia Saint
1999, Digital Playground

Reviewed By: Trapper
On: 09/24/02

	Produced by:	Tress & Shane Dunn
	Directed by:	Valentino
	Starring:	Sylvia Saint, Shanna McCullough, Dolly Golden, Jade Marcella, Anastasia Blue, Valentino, Guy DiSilva, Mark Davis, Nacho Vidal, John Strong
	Directing:	2
	Production:	1
	Storyline:	1
	Music:	2
	Editing:	1
	Costumes:	3
	Dialogue:	1

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Sylvia Saint with Valentino
Jade Marcella with Nacho Vidal and John Strong
Dolly Golden with Valentino
Sylvia Saint with Mark Davis
Shanna McCullough with Guy DiSilva
Sylvia Saint with Anastasia Blue and Valentino

Review:

I wonder if any time was taken in the making of this movie. Judging by the editing and the storyline, I would say probably not. The only saving grace for this feature is Sylvia Saint! The one thing she needs to work on is her English, but once she has a grip on that she'll be Ok. Not that dialogoe is required in this business anyway.

Everything kicks off nicely with some good shots of Sylvia. She plays a artist. She's walking along a California strip, looking absolutely unbelievable in a slip (or is that a dress?). Then everything gets lost. We see two guys checking her out (Valentino and Guy DeSilva) as she places artwork on the sidewalk. Valentino decides to approach her, but we have no idea what is being said. It's quite obvious that the sound wasn't good, because they decided to play their techno-porn music over the scene. Valentino leads Silvia into a bar, checks out her paintings and convinces her that he can help her career. She ends up blowing him in front of the other bar patrons. How come I never find places like this?

The story sort of takes shape when the audience understands that Valentino is chasing after Silvia. The story offers a twist as we learn in the next scene that Silvia is a virgin. Where did they come up with that one? However, Silvia's character is not as completely open as she appears. She tells her friend (Dolly Golden) of a double penetration sequence she witnessed. This part is not that bad, only because Jade Marcella carries the scene well with her wanton behavior. We notice from that scene that Silvia is at first disgusted with the sight of a Jade sandwich, but then quickly becomes intrigued by the sight. Have you heard of this plot before? Of course, this leads to some obligatory sex scenes leading to the finale of Valentino achieving his prize.

First of all, I don't know why they bothered with a plot because there barely was one. I really think they should've scrapped the whole plot and just produced a gonzo flick, because it almost is. Second, the sound was inaudible. I had to turn my stereo to the max to minimally hear some of the lines. In many instances, the music drowns out the sound. Maybe that was a good thing. Third, was there any effort in the editing? Most of the scenes contain countless loops, and even the sound is looped on numerous occasions. A couple of the scenes contain some hot sex, including Jade Marcella's boner bonanza and Shanna McCullough's work with DeSilva; although McCullough's bar tender character could've been cut from the story. It appeares they didn't have much to go with, so they threw in a scene with her.

This is a Silvia Saint vehicle period. Valentino may not be a gifted director, but he does well in showing off his star. She is awesome in both of her scenes, especially her threesome with Valentino and the highly charged Anastasia Blue. Watching Saint and Blue work their magic on wood is the main reason to watch this movie. DVD extras contain some behind the scenes photos, slide show and chapter index.

Trapper gives this a 2, only because Silvia fans will enjoy her contributions. How can you not?

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