Big Wet Asses
2003, Elegant Angel

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 02/23/04
Produced by: Thomas Zupko
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Starring: Katja Kassin, Ana Nova, Rhiannon Bray, Gia Paloma, Holly Day, Mick Blue
Directing: 3
Production: 3
Storyline: 3
Music: 4
Editing: 3
Costumes: 4
Dialogue: 2


The Sex Index ©
Ana Nova with Mick Blue X X X   X X X        
Holly Day with Mick Blue X X       X          
Rhiannon Bray with Mick Blue X X     X            
Gia Paloma with Mick Blue X X X   X X X        
Katja Kassin with Mick Blue X X X   X X X        
Rhiannon Bray with Mick Blue and Dick Nasty   X       X         X
Katja Kassin with Tony T. X         X         X


Review:
Scenes 6 and 7 - other=bonus scene

Zupko goes gonzo. The world has just gone mad. Mad, I say, mad!! Of course, this isn't anything like what normally passes for gonzo. The basic theme is to oil up the girls and then fuck 'em. Now, a few others have done this, but not quite like Zupko does it. He has Mick Blue in a hardhat and raincoat using a dickhead squirt gun and a set filled with little bits of surrealism. We ain't in Kansas no more.

This ditty shows off one of Zupko's best talents, that is getting great looking girls to do his flicks. These are five very different, yet hot babes. The common denominator is that they all have big pillowy asses. While I was already a Katja Kassin and Ana Nova fan, Rhianna Bray, Gia Paloma and Holly Day will have me looking for more of their movies.

The The editing for the intros was great, but it got a little choppy when the action started. The music was just as good as you'd expect from Elegant Angel. While the production was Ok, the costumes were very good. As for the directing, I'm not sure that gonzo is where Zupko does his best work. There's very little variation from one scene to the next. Of course that could be because Mick Blue was the male talent for all the scenes. Huge mistake in my opinion.

The DVD extras include chapter starts, trailers for five recent EA releases, twenty minutes of behind-the-scenes footage, EA web info and phone sex ads. In addition, there's an alternate ending for Rhianna Bray's scene and a bonus scene with Katja Kassin.

Thomas Zupko is one of the few adult directors that I respect, but this isn't one of his best efforts. He'd be better off doing vignettes if he wants to do something besides features, something where he can use his unique ability to raise your consciousness (or curiosity) along with your dick. Still, you do get to see Anna, Katja and Rhianna.

PT says 3, with a different guy in each scene it goes to 4.


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