Big Tit Teasers 2: Double "DD" Confessions
2000, Top Heavy Productions

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 06/01/01
Produced by: n/a
Directed by: Frank Thring
Starring: Adajja, Candi Cotton, Maya Devine, Allysin Embers, Shawna Edwards, Eric Masterson, Jeremy Steele, John Strong, Tyler Wood, Axl Hose
Directing: 2
Production: 3
Storyline: 3
Music: 2
Editing: 2
Costumes: 4
Dialogue: 3

 

The Sex Index ©
Allysin Embers with Axl Hose X X     X   X        
Adajja with Tyler Wood X       X   X        
Shawna Edwards with John Strong X X         X        
Candi Cotton with Jeremy Steele and John Strong X X     X   X        
Maya Devine with Eric Masterson X       X   X        

 

Review:
The premise here is very simple, take five girls with large fake tits and have them do what all girls with fake tits should do…act like sluts.

Sounds easy, but it still takes a little skill to make it come across on the screen. Thring misses in his presentation, but he makes a valiant effort. There are three outdoor scenes and his use of natural lighting in all the scenes is very good, even dramatic in Shawna Edwards's scene. You get Allysin Embers on a lawn chaise, Adajja on a trampoline and Candi Cotton on an outdoor deck. Add to that, Shawna in the bedroom and Maya Devine wearing latex in the living room and you have a nice mix of scenery. I'd mention the guys, but they could easily been replaced with dildoes for all the personality they were allowed to project. If I mis-identified any of the boys, it was because they weren't identified in the credits and it was hard to see their faces anyway. In fact, the interview portion that Thring has with each of the girls is the only place where you are able to see any real interplay and even that came across as pretty staged.

The editing was sub-par. The music, basically a drum solo, was very monotonous but managed to drown out most of the dialogue. The camera work was very, very weak. Either he used a very cheap camera, or Thring needs to learn how to focus. His overuse of extreme close-ups got to be a big distraction, and took up way to much of the total footage. I don't like flinching when a guy pulls out because his dick hits the camera lens and sure don't want to be able to count the zits on a girls ass-hole.

I don't usually mention a girl's looks unless it's in a positive way, but Thring's method of filming makes me wonder why he would use Allysin and Candi in this movie. Both girls have horrible boob jobs, and the rest of Allysin's body and skin doesn't stand up to this type of close scrutiny. Maya, Shawna and Adajja all looked good, but the poor camera work and over directing greatly diminished the heat in their scenes.

Unless your really, really into counting the hair follicles on a girls pussy while a dick is plunging in and out of it, or aren't that interested in seeing well framed, full scene shots, you might want to think twice about this film. Even so, Maya and Shawna made up for a lot of the flaws and are the reasons I didn't tank this flick completely.

PT says 3 because Maya looks so good in latex.
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