Ass Clowns
2000, Extreme Associates

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 12/28/00

Produced by: Tom Zupko
Directed by: Tom Zupko
Starring: Taylor St. Claire, Kendra Jade, Kat Langer, Amber Woods, Luciano, Brian Surewood, Valentino, Claudio, Rod Fontana, Mark Wood, Brandon Iron, Anthony Crane, Kristi Myst, Jake Lawless, Sharon Kane
Directing: 5
Production: 4
Storyline: 5
Music: 5
Editing: 5
Costumes: 5
Dialogue: 5

 

The Sex Index ©

Taylor St. Claire with Luciano X X     X   X       X
Kat Langer with Claudio, Brian Surewood, Valentino and Rod Fontana X X X   X   X        
Amber Woods with Luciano and Valentino X X   X X X          
Amber Woods with Claudio X                    
Taylor St. Claire with Brian Surewood, Sharon Kane and Claudio X X X X X         X  
Kendra Jade with Anthony Crane, Brandon Iron, Mark Wood and Valentino X X   X X   X       X
Kristi Myst with Jake Lawless X       X            

 

Review:

Scene 1-other = fisting
Scene 6-other = watersports

Zupko’s at it again.  This time he’s examining the relationships between parents and their daughters with some rather extreme results.  Girls get raped by their fathers, mothers, cops, imaginary boyfriends, pizza delivery guys, priests (he’s got to get his shot in at organized religion) and clowns.  They get slapped, choked, spanked, handcuffed, spit on, fisted, peed on and covered with live worms.  Of course there’s the usual intercourse, anal, skull fucking and DP.  XPW wrestler, Jake Lawless even makes his adult debut in this flick.

While this film may be disturbing to some, it is quite well done and not only delivers high-energy sex, but it gives you something to think about.  Zupko’s unique view of sex isn’t for everyone, but he’s one of the few directors out there that's willing to put this type of erotic fare on film.

The writing and music are some of the best I’ve come across, and the directing is superb.  There are also some great acting jobs turned in here.  Taylor St. Claire, Kristi Myst, Sharon Kane, Claudio, Amber Woods and Jake Lawless carry their scenes flawlessly (I had to give Jake a plug, cause he threatened to power-bomb me through a table if I wasn’t nice to him in this review.).  I didn’t mention Kendra Jade in the above list, because I don’t think she was acting when she started bad mouthing Zupko at the end of her scene.  I don’t think she enjoyed being covered with earthworms.  The editing is sharp and maintains the continuity of the scenes.  The camera work is outstanding and the special effects are just enough to enhance the scenes but not overshadow the sex.

Even if you find the content of this movie objectionable, it is presented as well as anything you’re going to find out there.  The thought and attention to detail are evident throughout the film.  The mark of “Z” is all over this flick, and I don’t mean Zorro.

This is some serious stroke material, it’ll make you feel like a pervert for even having it in your possession.

One question though...Why is Kiki Daire on the box cover and not in the video?

PT says 5, this is Zupko’s world...we just live in it.



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