Bailey Montaine's XXX Pool Party
2000, Apocalypse Productions

Reviewed By: P.T.
On: 07/19/00
Produced by: Treasure Brown
Directed by: Tom Zupko
Starring: Bailey Montaine, Capri Cameron, Sonja Redd, Caroline Pierce, Heidi Ho, Lauren Montgomery, T.J. Hart, Brian Surewood, Chris Cannon, John E. Deep
Directing: 1
Production: 1
Storyline: 1
Music: 1
Editing: 1
Costumes: 2
Dialogue: 1


 

The Sex Index ©
Bailey Montaine with John E. Deep X X     X            
Lauren Montgomery with Sonja Redd and Caroline Pierce   X             X  
Heidi Ho with Brian Surewood   X       X        
Capri Cameron with T.J. Hart, Sonja Redd and Caroline Pierce   X       X     X  
Bailey Montaine with Capri Cameron and Caroline Pierce     X       X     X  
Capri Cameron with Sonja Redd, Caroline Pierce, Brian Surewood and Chris Cannon   X   X   X     X  
Bailey Montaine with John E. Deep                    


 

Review:
I'm stunned. I don't know where to start. No plot, bad directing and camera work, poor music…get the picture? Whatever Zupko was thinking about, it couldn't have had anything to do with making a film. I can't believe anyone that wasn't still in junior high could have made something this juvenile and amateurish. The only resemblance to a pool party was that all the scenes took place in someone's backyard pool. Zupko's incessant use of slow-motion got to be almost as annoying as the terrible camera work and choppy editing. If Zupko was aiming for the shock factor, he missed the mark on that too, even with a toilet in the backyard. The release package said that this film had been banned in some places…only in the video stores that didn't want to be stuck with it.

With the cast assembled for this flick, Zupko could have made a very decent movie if his ego hadn't gotten in the way and Sonja Redd and Caroline Pierce didn't show up in every scene. Wild lesbians running amok is Ok for maybe one scene, not four. I thought this type of porn went out with the 70's and $500 budgets. After viewing this, I don't think I'd be likely to pick up another Zupko film. Save yourself the aggravation and pass on this one.

PT says 1. 

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